so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time
I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary
Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break
thanks a heap, biology
my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me
is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’
that would be the sister
YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS
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next up on college struggles: is she gay or is she an athlete? or both?
Too funny not to reblog
this is almost every single possible reaction omf
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR
but can we talk about the lady in the fourth gif whose startle response is to drop into a fighting stance
“She is by far the most committed, dedicated, focused actor i have ever worked with. a year before we started making the movie, on her own dime for 365 days she trained for eight hours, swam a mile a day, learned ballet, became a prima ballerina, and then when we shot, every single day she was in every single scene in every shot, and she shared her heart, soul and spirit with me and with the world.”
- Darren Aronofsky on working with Natalie Portman for Black Swan.
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Oooooo….My New Favorite Game!!!… Kinda Reminds Me of Home *Winks* ♡~Mandy~♡
Can’t find the dildo in the last pic
….there’s one in the lamp. This game is wonderful
#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.
What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.
what “progressive” education in america is turning into.
THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT
what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2.
I think it’s supposed to be teaching kids that 8+5 and 10+3 are the same thing, but that’s not really phrased well?
The question is confusing as hell.
I mean, yeah- you pass by 10 on the road to 13 using the 8+5 expressway, but you don’t stop there.
It’s an idiotic concept to begin with. Why bother asking the question? What possible purpose does that answer have?
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
My 8 year old niece is currently dealing with this bullshit. Let me tell you, I have never felt so bad for her in my life. She has literally cried in the shower saying “I don’t get it, why don’t I get it”. Simply because of the common core method bullshit. If you went into a job today and used this common core crap, you would either be fired, or not get the job. This is the worst thing to happen to the public school system since I can remember.
Is it some kind of lateral thinking exercise? If so- why are they trying to get 3rd graders to think this way?
What is the lesson here?
as every day passes, homeschooling looks like an increasingly viable option
just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete
HE GOT EVEN CUTER :D
Do not worry little Waddles I am sure Mabel will understand! <3
I spent 10 minutes looking at this before I realised that this wasn’t my housemate skinny-butt trolling me. So I guess I’m giving him material now.
I am now suspicious that your housemate is actually an adorable and intelligent talking pig and I am going to be jealous of you for forever now O.O
Hahahah not quite. He is just likes to call me Waddles a lot. I’m bigger than him and my last name is a little unfortunate for this nick, my dad gets called the same. :S
((He is completely adorable just don’t tell him.))
YOU HAVE MY WORD :D
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